Anyway, serves you right for waiting until the last minute. Just kidding! If you're really at the mall, then I'd say save yourself now and tell your relatives you're terribly sorry but a spontaneous tornado tore down all the retail stores in the area and you were unable to find suitable gifts for them. If they ask why the local news failed to report this, just tell them it'll probably be on later. This will most likely work better if they've already been drinking. Just saying.
So here's wishing all of you a wonderful holiday weekend! I'll leave you with this video still from a video I released today. I know you'll watch it, since you're so cool.
:) Watch it HERE.
Happy holiday trolling!